minntelligence · performance
Your agent built the site.
Can it survive Black Friday?
Today your personal agent — Muse, Hermes, ChatGPT, or whatever you run — can build you a website. It cannot prove that site holds up when traffic hits. Minntelligence Performance gives your agent the MCP, the playbooks, and a human tester so it can.
you → your agent “Test my store for Black Friday. Will it handle 10× traffic?”
your agent → minntelligence runs the test via MCP, reads the results
agent → you “Checkout slows to 8s at 500 shoppers. Here’s the bottleneck — and the fix.”
[ the gap ]
It’s October 16. Black Friday is weeks away. If you ask your agent today to get your site ready for it, there is nothing for it to call — no standard way for an agent to run a real performance test, read the results, fix what breaks, and re-test. So sites ship untested and find out under load, in public, on the biggest sales day of the year.
[ what you get ]
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For your agent
The Performance MCP
An MCP your personal agent or assistant connects to directly, so “test my site” becomes a real action it can take — not a guess:
- Run load and page-speed tests against your live or staging site
- Simulate a traffic spike — a sale, a launch, a Black Friday
- Get structured results your agent can explain and act on
- Re-run after a fix to confirm it actually helped
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Docs & playbooks
The know-how, in agent-readable form
Documents, prompts, and checklists written for agents and the people guiding them:
- “Ready for Black Friday” readiness checklist
- What to test: homepage, product pages, cart, and checkout
- How to read a result and pick the fix that matters
- Plain-English summary you can keep or send to a client
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Done for you
A human tests it with you
Don’t want to wire anything up? I test the site myself and walk you through what I found — what breaks, how badly, and what to fix first. Best for a first test or a hard deadline.
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Who it’s for
Built with an agent? This is for you
- People who built a store or site with a personal assistant
- Indie sellers heading into Black Friday or a launch
- Small teams shipping agent-built sites for clients
- Anyone whose agent can build but can’t yet verify
[ how it works ]
- Connect. Add the Minntelligence Performance MCP to your agent, or just talk to me and I’ll run it for you.
- Ask in plain words. “Test my site for Black Friday” is enough. Your agent picks the pages and the traffic level — or we set them together.
- Get an answer you can act on. Where it slows down, what breaks first, and the fix ranked by impact — in agent-readable results and plain English.
- Fix and re-test. Your agent makes the change, re-runs the test, and shows you the before/after. Ready means proven, not hoped.
Works where your agent works. If your assistant supports MCP, it can use this. If it doesn’t yet, the playbooks and the done-for-you test still get you ready — no new dashboard to learn either way.
[ why now ]
Agents got good at building sites this year. Testing them didn’t keep up — that gap is the whole business. Minntelligence Performance is now taking first sites for Black Friday readiness. Early, small, and hands-on on purpose: you get a person, not a ticket queue.
Want your site tested?
Tell me what you built, what agent you built it with, and your deadline. First conversation is free — I’ll tell you honestly whether your site needs a test and what it would take.